Twitter [ff] Title : Twitter
Fandom : Band/Fall Out Boy
Author : mrs_toro_or (or blaise_sl)
Pairing : there's not a real pairing... just a little joke.
Raiting: pg13
Note(s) : I know it's weird and probably crazy. I wrote it in half an hour, before going to my class (lab. of critic writing O.o ohmy). I hope it's OK. All this shot is based on a true fact: Andrew Hurley came to vist the Bandomville (...but he did not understand a thing because the forum is in italian... fuck.).
Disclaimers : I talked to Hurley, does that count? Do I own him? No, huh? Ah, so bad. So...
Fake, false, everything in here is not true!!!
Now, enjoy! [hope that FOB would not hate me for this! xD]
Andy was sitting in his bed, legs crossed and his laptop upon.
He was tired, all of them were, the last show in Milan was great and now they were in Germany, waiting for the next one.
Pete looked not so good, but he was keeping on insisting he was well.
Patrick was the same as ever, no mood in particular, just doing what he loved and waiting to sing again.
With a sigh Andy updated his Twitter page, hoping to have not too much messages.
"Fuck" he said, reading of all the people who have wrote to him. He settled his glasses up on his nose and prepared himself to a very long night.
"Do you know about slash?" The message came on his Twitter page and he read it with trace of a smile on his face. Slash, of course he knew about slash. He knew everything about slash fanfiction girls in the whole world used to write. About bands, about Fall Out Boy, about Pete and Patrick, about him... and Joe.
"Slash fic? I know all about it -a" he wrote, coming back to other messages.
A mild noise distracted him from replying, so he turned his head to check out who was coming in.
Joe's long and crazy hair appeared on the door, then he came in with a lengthy yawn.
"Hey" Joe said, coming next to him and sitting on the edge of the bed.
"Hey" replied Andy, looking back at the web page. Joe yawned again, letting himself falling on the bed.
"What are you doing?" he asked, taking Andy's pillow and putting it down his head. Andy looked badly at him before talk.
"Just replying to some fans, you know, old same stuff".
Joe turned his face to Andy's twitter page "Oh, look, that blaise wrote you about... a website? Bandomville, what's that?"
Andy read the message and almost laughed. That girl was absolutely weird.
"It's a forum she established, it's about band. About slash. About slash in bands. Oh, that kind of stuff, you know" he said writing the reply.
"Aahhh, ok, now i get it. fucking awesome ".
Joe raised an eyebrow at him, "Did you check it out?". Andy kept looking at his laptop and writing in reply. He nodded.
"Yeah, I've check it out, but it's in italian so I cannot understand". Joe smiled and sat on the bed next to him, taking away the laptop from Andy's lap and keeping it on his knees.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Andy asked annoying, then Joe smiled and turned the computers on the other side.
"Joe, what are you doing?" he repeated, trying to look at what Joe was writing. The guitarist put him away and continued writing, his face intensly focused on...
something Andy didn't know.
"Joe, what-"
"Oh, got it" Joe interrupted him and turned the laptop again, "Here it is. Bandomville, a forum about slash. But, wait, why there's a picture of MacCraken?"
Andy laughed and pointed at the picture Joe was talking about, "Look, here says that The Used approved Bandomville. I guess that girl had bother them the same as she's doing with us".
"Is she bothering you?" Joe asked, looking at the Bandomville Home Page and trying to understand something more than 'Bandomville is a forum The Used approved'.
"Not really" said Andy, "she looks just excited about me visiting the forum, you know. She told me about it something like fifty times".
Joe turned his eyes off the page and looked at him, overbearing.
"Andrew Hurley" he said, "don't you dare to speak about your fan in that way". Andy raised his right eyebrow at him, shocked.
"I'm not talking about her in that way!" he yelled, "and then, in wich way?". Joe made a so funny face Andy couldn't help but laugh.
"Stop kidding me, you idiot" Joe said, looking so hurt that Andy stopped immediately. "And then-" he stopped, looking back at the page, "oh look, she wrote to you again".
Both of them read the message, and then Joe smiled.
"Reply to her" he said in a low voice, "come on, she's funny! You have to admit it,
fuckin a " said, and started to laugh immediately. Fucking a, that sign Andy was using always made him laugh a lot.
Andy scowled at him and replied to that unknown girl.
Joe was still laughing, that idiot, and Andy was really really tempted by throw the pillow to his face. He did not, by the way, because Joe would've scream so loud that Andy's poor ears would be damaged, forever.
When Andy finished replying, he returned to look at his guitarist. His hair was very very ruffled, his face tired but there was still a smile on it.
Joe was that kind of person who always smile, even when he's not really okay. Joe always smiled, and that was beautiful.
"Oh, look" said Joe suddenly, "in this tagboard... there are some messages"
"I know that-"
"-in english" Joe glance at him, "let's read it, come on!". Andy sighed. Joe was exactley like a child, and when he did want to do something even Lucifer could not stop him.
"WRITE IN ENGLISH, PLEASE. ANDY SAID THE FORUM IS IN ITALIAN AND HE CAN'T READ IT. SO SORRY, MAN!" Joe smiled again, and Andy felt his blood running faster. "Is she, uh? That girl, that Blaise" said Joe, reading the other messages. Andy came closer to him (to read better, because he was wearing glasses, and that meant he could not read so well because of his sight. Yes, even with glasses he needed to come closer, okay? He needed. And
not because of Joe) and read the page.
"They're sweet" said Joe looking back at him, "they expected for you to come, and wrote in english in the tag just for you. That's gentle".
Andy frowned. And
not because of Joe's soft voice or sweet smile. Just because... Joe said 'gentle', okay? And 'gentle' was not a term that much used.
"Yes, they're gentle" said Andy swallowing. "They write about us, you know?"
Joe's smile was still there when he turned back to give Andy a smily look. "Yes, I know that. You told me".
"Yes, but... they write about us" Andy gasped, "I mean, me and you. Together".
Joe threw his head back and started laughing. Out loud. Very out loud.
"What the fuck are you laughing for?" said Andy, a bit pissed off. Joe winked at him with an alarming expression on his face.
"What the fuck are you laughing for, Trohman?" Andy repeated, quiet alarmed. Very alarmed. Was Joe just sucked in that slash fic world?!
"We could give them all something to write about, couldn't we?" he asked. When he saw Andy's terryfied face he laughed much more and fell out of the bed, down to the floor.
"Oh my god, you should look at your face!" he shouted (even from the floor...). Andy scowled at him before jumping over the bed and overwhelming Joe, astriding him and starting to tickle him hardly.
"You guys want- OHMYGOD!". Pete extract his phone from his pocket. Then there was a "click" and he ran away, far from them.
"Shit".
"We're cheated".
Andy thought that
now all the fanwriters in the world would have something to write about.