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Here's your sign

Just as I know, I'm probably the only one, the story with "Here's your sign" does not know. But I have not given up the hope that more of this species exist . Thanks sabse for the link!
So for you all the story you smile:

Here's your sign

 Dork people should have to wear signs that say "I'm stupid" is 
. In this way, one would not rely on them, right? 
 you would ask her anything. It would be like "Sorry, I ... uh, forget it 
. Have not seen the sign." 
 
 It's like before I was with my wife right in the parade. Our house 
 was full of boxes and moving trucks stood in the driveway. My neighbor comes over and asks 
 "Hey, you moving?" - ". 
 Nope We pack once or twice a week our stuff up to see how many boxes we need 
 Here's your sign.." 
 
 A few months ago I was fishing with precious friend. We pulled his boat ashore 
, I raised my fishing from the boat. Because this idiot 
 comes from the dock and asks "Hey, you have all the fish?" 
 -. "Nope I've persuaded to give up. Here's your sign. "
 
 I'm one of those animal documentaries seen on television. There was a guy who invented the NEN 
 shark-bite-proof suit. And there is only 
 a way to test something." OK , Jimmy, you have the suit, 
 looks good ... they want you to jump into this pool of sharks 
, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you 
. "-" OK but hold on my plate! I's will not lose 
. "
 
 When I last had NEN flat foot, I drove to nerve gas station. 
 The guard comes out, throws NEN look at my cart and asked 
" flat tire? "Resist I could not. I "said Nope. I 
 went around as if the other three suddenly puff up. Here is your 
 shield. "
 
 We tried last year to sell our car. A guy came 
 over to the house and drove the cart ne-five minutes. We come back 
 to house, he gets out, bends down, attacks the exhaust and 
 says "shit, is it hot!" See? he had carried his shield 
, I could stop him. 
 
 I learned to drive NEN truck. I misjudged me 
 at the height of a bridge, wedged the truck and could not get rid of him 
, no matter what I tried. Over the radio I 
 assistance requested. Then a policeman came and started to write a review about 
. He asked the usual questions ... ok ... no problem. I was already sure 
 me that he needed no sign ... 
 until he asked "So ... your truck has wedged itself?" I could not help myself! 
 I saw him, looked back to the semi-trailer truck, then back to him and said 
 "No, I will provide a bridge. Here's your sign." 
 
 one evening I had to work long hours when a colleague inside 
 looked and said "You're still here?" I replied, "Nope. I ran away before 
 10 minutes. Here's your sign." 
 
 other day I was riding a bicycle. Cleverly, telephoned 
 I drove it, privately and wanted to change gear. I slip away with 
 bike and stayed with his hand stuck in the guardrail. I was so funny because then 
 on the street 'around with NEM stylish spot of blood on the floor beside me 
. I wanted to get up grade, when an elderly man next to me had 
: "Are they dropped?" Despite pain, I could not keep back 
 simple: "No, I lie here to bask me" 
 Damn, why do not you have your sign here?